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Movie And TV Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Movie and TV jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more | |
| 2. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more | |
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more | |
| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more | |
| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more | |
| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more | |
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more | |
| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more | |
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more | |
| 11. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more | |
| 12. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more | |
| 13. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more | |
| 15. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more | |
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more | |
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more | |
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more | |
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| Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.... more | |
| 20. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more |
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