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Mouse Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Mouse jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Mouse jokes
	What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !... more
22.	Category: Mouse jokes
	What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !... more
23.	Category: Mouse jokes
	What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... more
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	What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... more
25.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Whats a mouses favourite record ? Please cheese me !... more
26.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !... more
27.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !... more
28.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !... more
29.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
30.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more
31.	Category: Mouse jokes
	When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !... more
32.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !... more
33.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... more
34.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !... more
35.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!... more
36.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !... more
37.	Category: Mouse jokes
	Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !... more

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