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Monster Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Monster jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If its a good one you will be able to talk about it later!... more | |
| 42. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more | |
| 43. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more | |
| 44. | Category: Monster jokes |
| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more | |
| 45. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more | |
| 46. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more | |
| 47. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more | |
| 48. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more | |
| 49. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more | |
| 50. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more | |
| 51. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more | |
| 52. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more | |
| 53. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more | |
| 54. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more | |
| 56. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more | |
| 57. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more | |
| 58. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more | |
| 59. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more | |
| 60. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more |
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