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Monster Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Monster jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more | |
| 22. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more | |
| 23. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more | |
| 24. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his... more | |
| 25. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.... more | |
| 26. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more | |
| 27. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more | |
| 28. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more | |
| 29. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more | |
| 30. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more | |
| 31. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more | |
| 32. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more | |
| 33. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more | |
| 34. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more | |
| 35. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more | |
| 36. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more | |
| 37. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more | |
| 38. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more | |
| 39. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more | |
| 40. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more |
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