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Military Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Military jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

41.	Category: Military jokes
	During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mu... more
42.	Category: Military jokes
	Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
43.	Category: Military jokes
	Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
44.	Category: Military jokes
	General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play... more
45.	Category: Military jokes
	Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.Con... more
46.	Category: Military jokes
	Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father s... more
47.	Category: Military jokes
	I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
48.	Category: Military jokes
	In the 1970s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sist... more
49.	Category: Military jokes
	It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out takin... more
50.	Category: Military jokes
	Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more
51.	Category: Military jokes
	On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with... more
52.	Category: Military jokes
	One of my husbands duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hal... more
53.	Category: Military jokes
	One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the ch... more
54.	Category: Military jokes
	Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more
55.	Category: Military jokes
	Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more
56.	Category: Military jokes
	Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more
57.	Category: Military jokes
	Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.... more
58.	Category: Military jokes
	Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on spec... more
59.	Category: Military jokes
	Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"... more
60.	Category: Military jokes
	Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.... more

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