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Military Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Military jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Military jokes
	- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it l... more
2.	Category: Military jokes
	- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more
3.	Category: Military jokes
	- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need... more
4.	Category: Military jokes
	- What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
5.	Category: Military jokes
	- When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour re... more
6.	Category: Military jokes
	- Who likes music? - asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment... more
7.	Category: Military jokes
	A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didnt notice a chimpanzee, escap... more
8.	Category: Military jokes
	A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Me... more
9.	Category: Military jokes
	A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I... more
10.	Category: Military jokes
	A general calls a colonel:- Do you have a couple of smart majors?- Yes I do.- Send them to me. I need to move my furnitu... more
11.	Category: Military jokes
	A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and s... more
12.	Category: Military jokes
	A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major. The Major proceeded... more
13.	Category: Military jokes
	A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kil... more
14.	Category: Military jokes
	A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.- Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant.-... more
15.	Category: Military jokes
	A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?""Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people aroun... more
16.	Category: Military jokes
	A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her... more
17.	Category: Military jokes
	A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally lo... more
18.	Category: Military jokes
	A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant:- I cant drink from this mug. It has no opening.The sergeant ex... more
19.	Category: Military jokes
	A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his fr... more
20.	Category: Military jokes
	A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "M... more

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