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Mental Health Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Mental health jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more | |
| 42. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more | |
| 43. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more | |
| 44. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more | |
| 45. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more | |
| 46. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se... more | |
| 47. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more | |
| 48. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more | |
| 49. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more | |
| 50. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more | |
| 51. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its... more | |
| 52. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more | |
| 53. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more | |
| 54. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more | |
| 55. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more | |
| 56. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more | |
| 57. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more | |
| 58. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more | |
| 59. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more | |
| 60. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more |
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