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Lawyer Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Lawyer jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

41.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
42.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
43.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
44.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
45.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
46.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
47.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
48.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
49.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	WHAT VIS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DEAD LAWYER IN THE ROAD, AND A DEAD SKUNK IN THE ROAD ? SKID MARKS IN FRONT OF THE... more
50.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
51.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
52.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
53.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
54.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
55.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
56.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
57.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
58.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
59.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more

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