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Lawyer Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Lawyer jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
22.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
23.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
24.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
25.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
26.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
27.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
28.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
29.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
30.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
31.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
32.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
33.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
34.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
35.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
36.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
37.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
38.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
39.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
40.	Category: Lawyer jokes
	Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more

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