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King Kong Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the King Kong jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

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	After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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	How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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	How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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	If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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	If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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	If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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	If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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	What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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	What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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	What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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	What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more
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	What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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	What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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	What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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	What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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	What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches... more
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	What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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	What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.... more
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	What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.... more
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	What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !... more

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