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21.	Category: Judge jokes
	Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more
22.	Category: Judge jokes
	People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
23.	Category: Judge jokes
	Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
24.	Category: Judge jokes
	Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
25.	Category: Judge jokes
	The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
26.	Category: Judge jokes
	The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
27.	Category: Judge jokes
	The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more
28.	Category: Judge jokes
	The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
29.	Category: Judge jokes
	What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
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	When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
31.	Category: Judge jokes
	When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
32.	Category: Judge jokes
	Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.... more

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