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Judge Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Judge jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter,... more | |
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| A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more | |
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more | |
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more | |
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| A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how... more | |
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more | |
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| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more | |
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| How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more | |
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| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more | |
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| It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The la... more | |
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| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more | |
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| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more | |
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| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more | |
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| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more | |
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more | |
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| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more | |
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| Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more | |
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more | |
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| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more | |
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more |
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