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Idiot And Fool Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Idiot and fool jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when its printed in English."... more | |
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| "How come youre only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a... more | |
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| "Say, your house is burning.""Thats okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."... more | |
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| "What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayo... more | |
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| "Why do rednecks act like such morons? "Who says theyre acting?"... more | |
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| A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more | |
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| A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - Dogs must be carried on this escalator... more | |
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| A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.The younge... more | |
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| A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the at... more | |
| 10. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was p... more | |
| 11. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started wit... more | |
| 12. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal For... more | |
| 13. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "Its worse than I thought. It... more | |
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| A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you go... more | |
| 15. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Inter... more | |
| 16. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.... more | |
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| An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to... more | |
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| An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the de... more | |
| 19. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth... more | |
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| An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller... more |
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