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Horse Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Horse jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!... more | |
| 42. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What goes "Clip"?A one legged horse!... more | |
| 43. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!... more | |
| 44. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What happened to Lady Godivas horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!... more | |
| 45. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!... more | |
| 46. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!... more | |
| 47. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!... more | |
| 48. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.... more | |
| 49. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is a horses favourite sport?Stable tennis!... more | |
| 50. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours... more | |
| 51. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is a jockeys motto?Put your money where your mount is!... more | |
| 52. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!... more | |
| 53. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is horse sense?Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!... more | |
| 54. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!... more | |
| 55. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!... more | |
| 56. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !... more | |
| 57. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!... more | |
| 58. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !... more | |
| 59. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!... more | |
| 60. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What person strives to ensure safety for horses?Ralph Neighder!... more |
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