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Horse Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Horse jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?They take a gallop poll!... more | |
| 22. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!... more | |
| 23. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!... more | |
| 24. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots.... more | |
| 25. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!... more | |
| 26. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!... more | |
| 27. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!... more | |
| 28. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!... more | |
| 29. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.... more | |
| 30. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!... more | |
| 31. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!... more | |
| 32. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What do you call a horse that plays the violin?Fiddler on the hoof!... more | |
| 33. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What do you call a horse thats been all around the world?A globe-trotter!... more | |
| 34. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!... more | |
| 35. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!... more | |
| 36. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!... more | |
| 37. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.... more | |
| 38. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!... more | |
| 39. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.... more | |
| 40. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!... more |
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