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Horse Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Horse jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Horse jokes
	"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, "You certainly will, and youll pro... more
2.	Category: Horse jokes
	A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow mo... more
3.	Category: Horse jokes
	A mean horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair... more
4.	Category: Horse jokes
	A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church.He got colt feet... more
5.	Category: Horse jokes
	As horses say to one another.Any friend of yours is a palomino!... more
6.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... more
7.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about Mike Tysons horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!... more
8.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!... more
9.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the depressed horse?He told a tale of whoa!... more
10.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!... more
11.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said "Neigh"... more
12.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring th... more
13.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!... more
14.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?... more
15.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?He didnt have enough money tabaccer!... more
16.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?He still lacked common and horse!... more
17.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!... more
18.	Category: Horse jokes
	Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!... more
19.	Category: Horse jokes
	Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"Who wrote it?Major Bumsore... more
20.	Category: Horse jokes
	How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!... more

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