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Heaven And Hell Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Heaven and hell jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more | |
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| A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more | |
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| A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more | |
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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more | |
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more | |
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more | |
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| A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are... more | |
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| A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more | |
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| A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more | |
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| A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more | |
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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more | |
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| A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo... more | |
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| An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more | |
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more | |
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| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more | |
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| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more | |
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| How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more | |
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| In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more | |
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| It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more | |
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more |
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