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Halloween Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Halloween jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

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	A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he repli... more
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	A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov... more
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	A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Hallowee... more
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	At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more
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	Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more
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	Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more
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	How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !... more
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	How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... more
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	One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg... more
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	Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... more
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	Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... more
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	Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more
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	What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!... more
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	What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more
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	What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... more
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	What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"... more
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	What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!... more
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	What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more
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	What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... more
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	What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie.... more

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