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Hair And Bald Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Hair and bald jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !... more
22.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldn... more
23.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!... more
24.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.... more
25.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity its not on her head!... more
26.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.... more
27.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.... more
28.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.... more
29.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... more
30.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !... more
31.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.... more
32.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?... more
33.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "... more
34.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.... more
35.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Knock KnockWhos there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !... more
36.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.... more
37.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When hes finished, your face is full of short cuts.... more
38.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more
39.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.... more
40.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more

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