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Gorilla Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Gorilla jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, Who... more | |
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| A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the... more | |
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| Do Apes kiss?Yes, but never on the first date!... more | |
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| Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?Apesy daisy!... more | |
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| How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?He had seen a sign saying, Uncle Simian Wants You!... more | |
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| How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy Calendar?She was Miss Ape-ril!... more | |
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| How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!... more | |
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| How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?He barked g-r-r-r-illa!... more | |
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| How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!... more | |
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| How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?Theyll both bite at anything!... more | |
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| How do you make a Gorilla float?Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!... more | |
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| How do you make a Gorilla laugh?Tell it an elephant joke!... more | |
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| How do you make a Gorilla stew?You keep it waiting for three hours!... more | |
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| How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!... more | |
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| How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?Hold up your arm and say Go back, you didnt say May I?... more | |
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| How does a Gorilla become another animal?When a Mafia don hires a big Gorilla to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes t... more | |
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| If George Rafts wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?... more | |
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| If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?A very large bedroom.... more | |
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| If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!... more | |
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| Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!... more |
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