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All our jokes listing within the Food jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Food jokes
	Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
22.	Category: Food jokes
	Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
23.	Category: Food jokes
	Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
24.	Category: Food jokes
	Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?... more
25.	Category: Food jokes
	Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
26.	Category: Food jokes
	Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more
27.	Category: Food jokes
	First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
28.	Category: Food jokes
	Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
29.	Category: Food jokes
	Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
30.	Category: Food jokes
	Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
31.	Category: Food jokes
	Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
32.	Category: Food jokes
	Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
33.	Category: Food jokes
	Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
34.	Category: Food jokes
	Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more
35.	Category: Food jokes
	How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
36.	Category: Food jokes
	How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more
37.	Category: Food jokes
	How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more
38.	Category: Food jokes
	How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
39.	Category: Food jokes
	How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
40.	Category: Food jokes
	I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more

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