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Farmer Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Farmer jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

41.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won... more
42.	Category: Farmer jokes
	FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more
43.	Category: Farmer jokes
	How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
44.	Category: Farmer jokes
	How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
45.	Category: Farmer jokes
	How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... more
46.	Category: Farmer jokes
	How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... more
47.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into t... more
48.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more
49.	Category: Farmer jokes
	On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a... more
50.	Category: Farmer jokes
	On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev... more
51.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
52.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
53.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
54.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
55.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
56.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more
57.	Category: Farmer jokes
	Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran... more
58.	Category: Farmer jokes
	The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a... more
59.	Category: Farmer jokes
	There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to fe... more
60.	Category: Farmer jokes
	There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twist... more

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