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Elephant Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Elephant jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more | |
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more | |
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more | |
| 47. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more | |
| 48. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more | |
| 49. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more | |
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more | |
| 52. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more | |
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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more | |
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| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more | |
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| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more | |
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more | |
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more | |
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more | |
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more | |
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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more |
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