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Dog Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Dog jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!... more | |
| 42. | Category: Dog jokes |
| If a beagle cant play a bugle in the marching band, whats his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.... more | |
| 43. | Category: Dog jokes |
| My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! Thats what hell answe... more | |
| 44. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was as beau... more | |
| 45. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".... more | |
| 46. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesnt want to become a hot dog.... more | |
| 47. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.... more | |
| 48. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.... more | |
| 49. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!... more | |
| 50. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!... more | |
| 51. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.... more | |
| 52. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!... more | |
| 53. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.... more | |
| 54. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.... more | |
| 56. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Whats got four legs and no ears?A: Mike Tysons dog.... more | |
| 57. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.... more | |
| 58. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Whens the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.... more | |
| 59. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.... more | |
| 60. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didnt have to bend down to pet it.... more |
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