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Dog Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Dog jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!... more | |
| 22. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How can you tell a dog from a tomato?The tomato is red.... more | |
| 23. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How can you tell a dog from an elephant?The elephant remembers.... more | |
| 24. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-n-go-seekle!... more | |
| 25. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?Delighted.... more | |
| 26. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?He used a skeleton key.... more | |
| 27. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dog make anti-freeze?He stole her blanket.... more | |
| 28. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dog make anti-freeze?He stole her blanket.... more | |
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| How did the dog make gold soup?He put in 24 carrots.... more | |
| 30. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dogs owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.... more | |
| 31. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dogs owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.... more | |
| 32. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?Terrier-fied !... more | |
| 33. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?Melon-collie !... more | |
| 34. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you find your dog if hes lost in the woods ?Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !... more | |
| 35. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?Put him in your back yard.... more | |
| 36. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you make a dog float?Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.... more | |
| 37. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you stop a dog smelling ?Put a peg on its nose !... more | |
| 38. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How many hairs are in a dogs tail?None. They are all on the outside.... more | |
| 39. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?Just one, the moulting season !... more | |
| 40. | Category: Dog jokes |
| I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. Its fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went ins... more |
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