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Divorce Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Divorce jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split thehouse. He got the outside.... more | |
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| A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself."Sorry, he doesnt live here anymore, were... more | |
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| A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I... more | |
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| A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to... more | |
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| A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She... more | |
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| A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please t... more | |
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| A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at hi... more | |
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| A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge sa... more | |
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| An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your... more | |
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| Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog... more | |
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| I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it witho... more | |
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| Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didnt fin... more | |
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| Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified... more | |
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| My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God, and I didnt.... more | |
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| Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common? A. Someones going to lose their trailer...... more | |
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| Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house.... more | |
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| Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house.... more | |
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| Q: Why do divorced men get married again?A: Bad memory.... more | |
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| Question: Whats the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.... more |
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