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Dinosaur Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Dinosaur jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!... more | |
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| Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!... more | |
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| Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)... more | |
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| What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !... more | |
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| What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?Bronto-snore-us !... more | |
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| What followed the dinosaur ?Its tail !... more | |
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| What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!... more | |
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| Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.... more | |
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| Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?To give the ants a chance.... more | |
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| Why do dinosaurs climb trees?Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle.... more | |
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| Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.... more | |
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| Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.... more | |
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| Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.... more | |
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| Why dont dinosaurs take ballet lessons?They outgrew their leotards.... more | |
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| Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force?They cant hide behind billboards.... more | |
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| Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of... more |
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