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Dinosaur Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Dinosaur jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Dinosaur jokes
	How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, it... more
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	How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.... more
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	Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?A: A Dinosaucer... more
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	Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles... more
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	Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?A: Try Saras Tops... more
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	Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?A: Ptera Don... more
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	Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?A: Tea Rex?... more
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	Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!... more
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	Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!... more
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	Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!... more
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	Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.... more
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	Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!... more
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	Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.... more
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	Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.... more
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	Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!... more
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	Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.... more
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	Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.... more
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	Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.... more
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	Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.... more
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	Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!... more

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