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Dentist Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Dentist jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes... more
22.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...A month later he was picking his teeth... more
23.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more
24.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment... more
25.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of... more
26.	Category: Dentist jokes
	How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light... more
27.	Category: Dentist jokes
	I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So... more
28.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.... more
29.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Monster: Doctor, doctor, Im a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. Im a den... more
30.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed... more
31.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more
32.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more
33.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more
34.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more
35.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more
36.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more
37.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
38.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more
39.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more
40.	Category: Dentist jokes
	What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte... more

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