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Dead And Dying Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Dead and dying jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more | |
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more | |
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more | |
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more | |
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more | |
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more | |
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more | |
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more | |
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more | |
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more | |
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more | |
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more | |
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more | |
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more | |
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more | |
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more | |
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more |
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