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Criminal Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Criminal jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Criminal jokes
	"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
2.	Category: Criminal jokes
	"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
3.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
4.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
5.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
6.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
7.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
8.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
9.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
10.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
11.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
12.	Category: Criminal jokes
	A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
13.	Category: Criminal jokes
	An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
14.	Category: Criminal jokes
	Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
15.	Category: Criminal jokes
	Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
16.	Category: Criminal jokes
	Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
17.	Category: Criminal jokes
	Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
18.	Category: Criminal jokes
	Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
19.	Category: Criminal jokes
	Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
20.	Category: Criminal jokes
	Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more

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