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Cow Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Cow jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Cow jokes |
| If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain... more | |
| 22. | Category: Cow jokes |
| If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !... more | |
| 23. | Category: Cow jokes |
| If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? Shell cream you!... more | |
| 24. | Category: Cow jokes |
| In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!... more | |
| 25. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Is there big money in the cattle business?So Ive herd!... more | |
| 26. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Ive just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesnt that make the cow feel a little sheepish?... more | |
| 27. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more | |
| 28. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow... more | |
| 29. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing stock.... more | |
| 30. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!... more | |
| 31. | Category: Cow jokes |
| That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!... more | |
| 32. | Category: Cow jokes |
| That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Havent found the durn thing yet!... more | |
| 33. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What animals do you bring to bed?Your calves.... more | |
| 34. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!... more | |
| 35. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What are the spots on black-and-white cows?Holstaines... more | |
| 36. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues... more | |
| 37. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more | |
| 38. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?... more | |
| 39. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What did the calf say to the silo?"Is my fodder in there?"... more | |
| 40. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What did the cow wear to the football game?A Jersey.... more |
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