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College Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the College jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: College jokes |
| Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.... more | |
| 42. | Category: College jokes |
| Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Pos... more | |
| 43. | Category: College jokes |
| Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it... more | |
| 44. | Category: College jokes |
| Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more | |
| 45. | Category: College jokes |
| Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more | |
| 46. | Category: College jokes |
| Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five y... more | |
| 47. | Category: College jokes |
| Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headl... more | |
| 48. | Category: College jokes |
| Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse g... more | |
| 49. | Category: College jokes |
| Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... more | |
| 50. | Category: College jokes |
| The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anyb... more | |
| 51. | Category: College jokes |
| There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.... more | |
| 52. | Category: College jokes |
| Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught... more | |
| 53. | Category: College jokes |
| Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear... more | |
| 54. | Category: College jokes |
| Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spar... more | |
| 55. | Category: College jokes |
| Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole... more | |
| 56. | Category: College jokes |
| Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stor... more | |
| 57. | Category: College jokes |
| What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.... more | |
| 58. | Category: College jokes |
| What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.... more | |
| 59. | Category: College jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !... more | |
| 60. | Category: College jokes |
| What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.... more |
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