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College Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the College jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: College jokes
	"Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."... more
2.	Category: College jokes
	"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My mo... more
3.	Category: College jokes
	"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may b... more
4.	Category: College jokes
	"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students... more
5.	Category: College jokes
	A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new."An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, "More like an unlit ma... more
6.	Category: College jokes
	A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more
7.	Category: College jokes
	A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more
8.	Category: College jokes
	A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the fol... more
9.	Category: College jokes
	A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw... more
10.	Category: College jokes
	A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
11.	Category: College jokes
	A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Profes... more
12.	Category: College jokes
	A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, g... more
13.	Category: College jokes
	A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great hon... more
14.	Category: College jokes
	A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think... more
15.	Category: College jokes
	After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the... more
16.	Category: College jokes
	All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some... more
17.	Category: College jokes
	An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lo... more
18.	Category: College jokes
	An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "wh... more
19.	Category: College jokes
	And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.... more
20.	Category: College jokes
	Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom... more

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