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Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into th... more

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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!... more

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Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves... more

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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more

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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: T... more

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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When hes sworn in.... more

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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.... more

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Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they h... more

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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more

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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.... more

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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more

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Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?A: Absolutely nothing.... more

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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?A: Runs away from the draft.... more

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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?A: They all make a living by lying to people.... more

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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.... more

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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?A: If you divorce your wife in Arkans... more

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Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!... more

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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?A: Unite the Republican Party.... more

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Q: What is Clintons plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years... more

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Q: What is Clintons plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years... more


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