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Clinton Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Clinton jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Did you hear that the Clintons had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now its got two left wings.... more
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	Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more
23.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The... more
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	Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?A: Both arent as successful when theyre not on grass.... more
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	Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.... more
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	Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A: By the wise look in the eyes.... more
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	Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: Hes the stiff one.... more
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	Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clint... more
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	Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this o... more
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	Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more
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	Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: Hes got his jogging suit on.... more
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	Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?A: They were dating the same girl in high school.... more
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	Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.... more
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	Q: How does Bill Clinton say "Im about to hurt you"?A: "Trust me."... more
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	Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give h... more
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	Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.... more
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	Q: How is Clintons health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.... more
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	Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", a... more
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	Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None--Hell only promise "change."... more
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	Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else a... more

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