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Christmas Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Christmas jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more | |
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more | |
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more | |
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more | |
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more | |
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more | |
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more | |
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| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more | |
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more | |
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more | |
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more | |
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more | |
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more | |
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more | |
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more | |
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more | |
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more | |
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more | |
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more | |
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more |
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