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Children Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Children jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe... more | |
| 42. | Category: Children jokes |
| Little Johnnys class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men... more | |
| 43. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more | |
| 44. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more | |
| 45. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.... more | |
| 46. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, its part of my homework. If you take an eighth of a ca... more | |
| 47. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but dont show it to Dad. Hes been helping me !... more | |
| 48. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spiri... more | |
| 49. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her... more | |
| 50. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?... more | |
| 51. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum, yelled Johnny from the kitchen, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?Yes dear, what about... more | |
| 52. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I dont want three school dinners, one is more than... more | |
| 53. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: Havent you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. Its really hard to get the salt through all those li... more | |
| 54. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!... more | |
| 55. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father cant read his paper.Jackie: Wow, Im only eight and I can... more | |
| 56. | Category: Children jokes |
| My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a length... more | |
| 57. | Category: Children jokes |
| On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gif... more | |
| 58. | Category: Children jokes |
| On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each oth... more | |
| 59. | Category: Children jokes |
| On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began... more | |
| 60. | Category: Children jokes |
| Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way acro... more |
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