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Cat Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Cat jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!... more | |
| 22. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!... more | |
| 23. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more | |
| 24. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude... more | |
| 25. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more | |
| 26. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.... more | |
| 27. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Whats a cats favorite food? - A: Petatoes!... more | |
| 28. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more | |
| 29. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Whats every cats favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!... more | |
| 30. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!... more | |
| 31. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more | |
| 32. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more | |
| 33. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.... more | |
| 34. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more | |
| 35. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more | |
| 36. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!... more | |
| 37. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: Its meow-sic to their ears!... more | |
| 38. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: Theyre purr-fect!... more | |
| 39. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more | |
| 40. | Category: Cat jokes |
| There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more |
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