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Car And Train Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Car and train jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more | |
| 22. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more | |
| 23. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more | |
| 24. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more | |
| 25. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more | |
| 26. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more | |
| 27. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more | |
| 28. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more | |
| 29. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more | |
| 30. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more | |
| 31. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more | |
| 32. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more | |
| 33. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more | |
| 34. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more | |
| 35. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more | |
| 36. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more | |
| 37. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more | |
| 38. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more | |
| 39. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more | |
| 40. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more |
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