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Bus Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Bus jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Bus jokes
	Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
22.	Category: Bus jokes
	Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
23.	Category: Bus jokes
	What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
24.	Category: Bus jokes
	What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.... more
25.	Category: Bus jokes
	What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more
26.	Category: Bus jokes
	What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
27.	Category: Bus jokes
	What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !... more
28.	Category: Bus jokes
	What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
29.	Category: Bus jokes
	What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more
30.	Category: Bus jokes
	What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
31.	Category: Bus jokes
	Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
32.	Category: Bus jokes
	When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more
33.	Category: Bus jokes
	Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
34.	Category: Bus jokes
	Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
35.	Category: Bus jokes
	Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more
36.	Category: Bus jokes
	Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
37.	Category: Bus jokes
	Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more

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