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Bus Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Bus jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Bus jokes
	A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more
2.	Category: Bus jokes
	A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
3.	Category: Bus jokes
	As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
4.	Category: Bus jokes
	Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
5.	Category: Bus jokes
	Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
6.	Category: Bus jokes
	Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
7.	Category: Bus jokes
	Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
8.	Category: Bus jokes
	Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
9.	Category: Bus jokes
	Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
10.	Category: Bus jokes
	Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
11.	Category: Bus jokes
	Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt therell be a very big splash.... more
12.	Category: Bus jokes
	Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
13.	Category: Bus jokes
	Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
14.	Category: Bus jokes
	How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
15.	Category: Bus jokes
	How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
16.	Category: Bus jokes
	Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
17.	Category: Bus jokes
	Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
18.	Category: Bus jokes
	Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
19.	Category: Bus jokes
	Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
20.	Category: Bus jokes
	Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more

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