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Burger Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Burger jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
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| Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!... more | |
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| Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!... more | |
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| Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!... more | |
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| Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... more | |
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| Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?Very rare-ly.... more | |
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| How are UFOs related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!... more | |
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| How did the jury find the hamburger?Grill-ty as charred!... more | |
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| How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?They chew the fat.... more | |
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| How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!... more | |
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| How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?With burger alarms!... more | |
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| How do we know hamburgers have high IQs?They loin fast!... more | |
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| How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!... more | |
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| How do you insult a hamburger patty?Call it a meatball!... more | |
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| How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!... more | |
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| How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!... more | |
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| How do you make a hamburger smile?Pickle it gently!... more | |
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| How does a burger acquire good taste?With a little seasoning!... more | |
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| How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!... more | |
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| How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).... more | |
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| How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions... more |
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