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Bird Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Bird jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!... more | |
| 22. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasnt chicken.... more | |
| 23. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, theyd break... more | |
| 24. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Teacher: Whats a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, maam.... more | |
| 25. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!... more | |
| 26. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.... more | |
| 27. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"... more | |
| 28. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more | |
| 29. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What birds are found in Portugal ?Portu-geese !... more | |
| 30. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !... more | |
| 31. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?"You scratch my beak and Ill scratch yours !... more | |
| 32. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? Dad, dad, look what marma-laid !... more | |
| 33. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the baby owls parents say when he wanted to go to a party? Youre not owld enough.... more | |
| 34. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !... more | |
| 35. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!... more | |
| 36. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!... more | |
| 37. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.... more | |
| 38. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the rich socialites parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!... more | |
| 39. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.... more | |
| 40. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !... more |
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