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Bicycle Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Bicycle jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.... more
2.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then... more
3.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did y... more
4.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle.... more
5.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?... more
6.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m... more
7.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more
8.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.... more
9.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... more
10.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick t... more
11.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.... more
12.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclis... more
13.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Dont you know how to... more
14.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	What did the bicycle call its dad?Pop-cycle... more
15.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep.... more
16.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !... more
17.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?Bicycle petals !... more
18.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !... more
19.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... more
20.	Category: Bicycle jokes
	Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.... more

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