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Bed Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Bed jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

41.	Category: Bed jokes
	Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
42.	Category: Bed jokes
	Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
43.	Category: Bed jokes
	Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
44.	Category: Bed jokes
	Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
45.	Category: Bed jokes
	Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
46.	Category: Bed jokes
	Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
47.	Category: Bed jokes
	Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
48.	Category: Bed jokes
	You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more