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Bed Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Bed jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 21. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more | |
| 22. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more | |
| 23. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more | |
| 24. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more | |
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| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more | |
| 26. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more | |
| 27. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more | |
| 28. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more | |
| 29. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more | |
| 30. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more | |
| 31. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more | |
| 32. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more | |
| 33. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more | |
| 34. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more | |
| 35. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more | |
| 36. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more | |
| 37. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more | |
| 38. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more | |
| 39. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more | |
| 40. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more |
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