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Banana Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Banana jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Banana jokes
	What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.... more
22.	Category: Banana jokes
	What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.... more
23.	Category: Banana jokes
	What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !... more
24.	Category: Banana jokes
	What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers.... more
25.	Category: Banana jokes
	What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.... more
26.	Category: Banana jokes
	Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.... more
27.	Category: Banana jokes
	Whats yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.... more
28.	Category: Banana jokes
	Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.... more
29.	Category: Banana jokes
	Whats yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.... more
30.	Category: Banana jokes
	Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.... more
31.	Category: Banana jokes
	Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.... more
32.	Category: Banana jokes
	Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.... more
33.	Category: Banana jokes
	Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.... more
34.	Category: Banana jokes
	Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.... more
35.	Category: Banana jokes
	Why dont bananas snore? Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.... more
36.	Category: Banana jokes
	Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you dont C sharp youll B flat.... more

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