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Baby Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Baby jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

41.	Category: Baby jokes
	What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
42.	Category: Baby jokes
	What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
43.	Category: Baby jokes
	What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
44.	Category: Baby jokes
	What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
45.	Category: Baby jokes
	What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
46.	Category: Baby jokes
	What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
47.	Category: Baby jokes
	What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
48.	Category: Baby jokes
	When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
49.	Category: Baby jokes
	Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
50.	Category: Baby jokes
	Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
51.	Category: Baby jokes
	Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
52.	Category: Baby jokes
	Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
53.	Category: Baby jokes
	Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
54.	Category: Baby jokes
	Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
55.	Category: Baby jokes
	Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
56.	Category: Baby jokes
	Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
57.	Category: Baby jokes
	Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
58.	Category: Baby jokes
	Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more

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