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Baby Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Baby jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

21.	Category: Baby jokes
	Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
22.	Category: Baby jokes
	Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
23.	Category: Baby jokes
	Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
24.	Category: Baby jokes
	Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
25.	Category: Baby jokes
	Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
26.	Category: Baby jokes
	Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
27.	Category: Baby jokes
	Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
28.	Category: Baby jokes
	Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
29.	Category: Baby jokes
	My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
30.	Category: Baby jokes
	Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
31.	Category: Baby jokes
	Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
32.	Category: Baby jokes
	Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
33.	Category: Baby jokes
	Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
34.	Category: Baby jokes
	Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
35.	Category: Baby jokes
	Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
36.	Category: Baby jokes
	What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
37.	Category: Baby jokes
	What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
38.	Category: Baby jokes
	What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
39.	Category: Baby jokes
	What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
40.	Category: Baby jokes
	What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more

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